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I particularly enjoy this so-called\n                    \"black\" or \"gallows\" humour. A couple of examples from that\n                    article:\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    Q: What did they do for light in Zimbabwe before they had\n                    candles?\n                    <br />\n                    A: Electricity.\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    Q: (From the concentration camps during WWII) What's the\n                    difference between a Jewish optimist and a Jewish pessimist?\n                    <br />\n                    A: A Jewish pessimist is living in exile somewhere, a Jewish\n                    optimist is here.\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/god.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/pt_meeting.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nicetits.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    I heard on the news (on our winter solstice 21 June 2005)\n                    that Cardinal Sin had died and I got to thinking about names\n                    and professions and how they reflect one another. For\n                    example locally (Melbourne, Australia) we have Nathan\n                    Crafti, a member of the legal fraternity. So I did the\n                    Google thing and came up with{' '}\n                    <a href=\"http://www.granoff.net/names\">What's in a Name?</a>{' '}\n                    which will amuse those who take a peep.\n                  </p>\n                  <p>\n                    There is a Doctor Misri practising in Canada who treats\n                    depression and who has written a book “Shouldn't I be\n                    happy?” Check it out you non-believers, it's true! Feed dr\n                    misri to Google.\n                  </p>\n                  <h2>No-one Is Above Suspicion</h2>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/no_one_is_above_suspicion.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h2>Economic Optimism</h2>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_economic_optimism.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Doonesbury - Intelligent Design\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/doonesbury_intelligent_design.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Transition Team\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_transition_team.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Corporate Bailout System\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_corporate_bailout_system.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Governing from the middle of the road\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_the_middle_road.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Cat or dog person\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_cat_or_dog_person.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Planning board meetings\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_planning_board_meetings.gif\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>The Three Wise Middle-aged Monkeys\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/3_wise_monkeys.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>We all have friends like this (don't we\n                    Kenny?)\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_unicycle.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Birdbath\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/birdbath.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>The Clinic\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/clinic.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Daddy's Assets\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/daddyassets.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>When vegans fall off the wagon.\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/vegans.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr letter to Lord\n                    Pembroke\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/sirarchi.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>In memory of Simon Wiesenthal\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nooffensejose.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Communication\n                  </h1>\n                  <p>\n                    <img src=\"/img/nonsequitor_communication.jpg\" />\n                  </p>\n                  <h1>\n                    <a href=\"\"></a>Calvin - 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