Wordplay

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A lot of money is tainted - t'aint yours and t'aint mine.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

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